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House M.D. – (1-13) Cursed
"You want to get to the bottom of this. You are doing it exactly right. Don’t talk to anyone involved. Drag you buddy away from work for some pointless speculation. "Two chemicals interact, you are going to ask them? No, they are going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them together in [...]
House M.D. – (1-01) Pilot
“ Our bodies break down, sometimes when we are 90, sometimes before we are even born. But it always happens and there is never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can’t walk, see, wipe your own ass – it is always ugly, always. We can live with dignity. We can’t die with [...]
Student Power pack from BSNL
BSNL has introduced a scheme called the Student Power Pack with intra-circle call rates of 49 paise and 2000 free SMSes in a year.
Motorola India customer care number
1800 11 1211 (toll free from MTNL/BSNL) – or – [City code] + 39026686 (local charges apply)
JRod on Kolkatta Knight Riders
Vacuous Sex Symbol Porn Star: Brendan McCullum Prince Brendan might be the reason that the IPL was successful. His first innings set the bastard alight. Cameras like him too. Pole Dancer: David Hussey 88 off 44 against South Africa is a pretty good warm up. Still one of the premier batsmen in world 2020, but [...]
JRod on Delhi Daredevils
Sex Bomb Porn Star: Virender Sehwag Twenty20 cricket was invented for him, not that he would notice, he bats the same way in all forms of cricket. Pole Dancer: Gautam Gambhir Hard to ever notice him in the colossal shadow of Sehwag but is now one of the best batsmen in the world. Scores a [...]
JRod on Deccan Chargers
Former Beauty Queen Porn Star: Adam Gilchrist Always hard to look past Gilly. Will make one or two big scores, one or two cameos, and will fail the rest of the time. Pole Dancer: Fidel Edwards The most underrated bowler on the planet. Will bowl fast, will bowl straight, and will knock quite a few [...]
JRod on Mumbai Indians
The attractive royal Porn star: Sachin Tendulkar Proved in New Zealand that there is still a little flair in the old fella. Pole Dancer: Harbhajan Singh Will probably not slap any players this year, as that put a dent into IPL last year. A class bowler and should have a good tournament. Boy next door: [...]
JRod on Rajasthan Royals
The hot plumber Porn star: Shane Warne The IPL turned into the Dhoni and Warne show last year, Warne would prefer it was just about him. Pole Dancer: Shane Watson Will be busy in Pakistan, but was the best player in last year’s tournament, much as it pains me to say. Is coming back from [...]
JRod on Kings XI Punjab
Classically attractive, but unsexy. Porn star: Yuvraj Singh Showed all the captaincy instincts of a squirrel last series. But the fans and cameras love him. Will look cool a lot, but maybe not much more. Pole Dancer: Shaun Marsh Was the best batsmen of the first tournament, will be in Pakistan for a time, but [...]
