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JRod on Kolkatta Knight Riders
Vacuous Sex Symbol Porn Star: Brendan McCullum Prince Brendan might be the reason that the IPL was successful. His first innings set the bastard alight. Cameras like him too. Pole Dancer: David Hussey 88 off 44 against South Africa is a pretty good warm up. Still one of the premier batsmen in world 2020, but [...]
JRod on Delhi Daredevils
Sex Bomb Porn Star: Virender Sehwag Twenty20 cricket was invented for him, not that he would notice, he bats the same way in all forms of cricket. Pole Dancer: Gautam Gambhir Hard to ever notice him in the colossal shadow of Sehwag but is now one of the best batsmen in the world. Scores a [...]
JRod on Deccan Chargers
Former Beauty Queen Porn Star: Adam Gilchrist Always hard to look past Gilly. Will make one or two big scores, one or two cameos, and will fail the rest of the time. Pole Dancer: Fidel Edwards The most underrated bowler on the planet. Will bowl fast, will bowl straight, and will knock quite a few [...]
JRod on Mumbai Indians
The attractive royal Porn star: Sachin Tendulkar Proved in New Zealand that there is still a little flair in the old fella. Pole Dancer: Harbhajan Singh Will probably not slap any players this year, as that put a dent into IPL last year. A class bowler and should have a good tournament. Boy next door: [...]
JRod on Rajasthan Royals
The hot plumber Porn star: Shane Warne The IPL turned into the Dhoni and Warne show last year, Warne would prefer it was just about him. Pole Dancer: Shane Watson Will be busy in Pakistan, but was the best player in last year’s tournament, much as it pains me to say. Is coming back from [...]
JRod on Kings XI Punjab
Classically attractive, but unsexy. Porn star: Yuvraj Singh Showed all the captaincy instincts of a squirrel last series. But the fans and cameras love him. Will look cool a lot, but maybe not much more. Pole Dancer: Shaun Marsh Was the best batsmen of the first tournament, will be in Pakistan for a time, but [...]
JRod on Chennai Super Kings
The buffed up male models Porn star: MS Dhoni Most IPL fans probably only know MS Dhoni is in the team, everyone else is irrelevant. The most in form one-day batsman on the planet, and will want this title. Is the main man in this team in every way, and will get the press whether [...]
JRod on Royal Challengers
Still look like a librarian, but more one you’d like to do learn the dewy decimal system from. Porn Star: KP The man they all wanted. Won’t be there long, has a shocking 2020 record, but will have every camera and microphone pointed at him. Captaining, because that worked so well for him last time. [...]
What happens when Sun Tsu is read by idiots
Kolkata have now devised a new sign language to communicate with each other on the field, in order to negate the language problem that players of different backgrounds have to contend with in the IPL, and at the same time, to keep the opponents guessing about their strategies. An adaptation from baseball, the Knight Riders [...]
Great Bong on Delhi Daredevils and Chennai Superkings
One word. Boring. Sehwag, Warner, Gambhir, De Villiers. Okay so what? They can score fast. They can consistently make 200 in 20 overs. But can they provide the pristine entertainment of a mid-field clash between Ganguly and Akash Chopra when they both went for the same catch and ended up with Dada glaring the subordinate [...]
