Posts Under Category SMS Jokes
Just for you
If kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers. If hug was a second I’d send you hours. If smiles were water I’d send you a sea. If love was a person I’d send you me!!
Hey Hon …
I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
When you walk in …
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that’s how dogs spend their lives.
Wow…
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Chakkikotha Chankaran
u+dog=chakkikotha chankaran u+lover=enampechikku marappatti koottu u+mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+house=papi chennayidam pathalam
Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnu
Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo…? Wait… “1″ kando? Santhoshamayo? Nale ‘2” kanikkam..
Sorry 2 disturb u
Sorry 2 disturb u If r not busy if u r nt workin if u r nt tired if u r nt lazy plz answer me AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?
Chees 4 pizza
Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa… butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake… water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..
Choodakkumpol Kattiyakunanthu
ethu dravakam anu choodakkumpol kattiyakunanthu? chitnhikkoo… dosamaavu and idly maavu. thankal theerchayaayum GK improve cheyyanam!
Aaarum Kandilla
Life is difficult Full of troubles, sorrows, pains…. But if U fall down Just stand up straight Be confident & say “Aaarum Kandilla”
