House M.D. – (1-03) Occam’s Razor

“Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex. Pupils dilate. Arteries constrict.Core temperature rises. Heart races. Blood pressure skyrockets. Respiration becomes rapid and shallow. Brain bursts with electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere. Secretions spit out of every gland. And the muscles tends in spasms like you are lifting three times your body weight. It is violent, it is ugly and it is messy. And if the god hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.”

“Men are lucky in that they can have just one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?”

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“So a woman can’t express her interest in sex without it being some professional power play.”

“No. If you look the way you do and say what you said, you have to be aware of the effect it is going to have on men.”

“Men should grow up.”

“Yes, and a dog should stop licking itself. It is not going to happen.”