House M.D. – (4-05) Mirror, Mirror

“Weird, though… That he’s the boss. Didn’t he quit recently? Was it a money issue?
No that wasn’t it, it was something else… Was it bling account? Med plan didn’t cover tattoo removal?
Oh! I remember. You didn’t want to turn into me. Right? You didn’t want to become evil.
Absolutely. I’m just flattered. In a few short weeks, seems like I’ve just turned towards the light. I mean… either that or you’ve sold your soul.
Get a raise? Cause then you’re a whore. Or didn’t you? Cause then you’re a stupid whore. ”

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“I’ve been scanning literature, very interesting study in Sweden. Apparently, Giovannini’s patients mimic whoever they think’s in charge.”
“Any country with that low an age of consent and that high a rate of suicide isn’t thinking straight.”

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“Who here doesn’t have any health insurance? [A bunch of people stick up their hand.] Michael Moore was right. MRI’s, pet scans, neuro-psych test, private rooms for all these patients. Fight the power!”

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“I miss my old life helping people who barely have clean water, let alone the kind of medicines we waste by the SUV load.”
“You’re nuts. You’re going to be miserable, at home, at work, somewhere. The goal in life is not to eliminate misery, it’s to keep misery to the minimum.”
“Oh, that’s inspiring.”
“You said you came back to get married. What does your fiancée do?”
“She’s a court reporter.”
“Uh-huh, well I’m sure Thailand will have courts any day now. Someone’s going to be miserable sometime. Accept it. It’s how I stay so happy.”
“Why do you care if I stay?”
“You’re good. Don’t screw it up just because you’re miserable.”

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“The problem is you’re not miserable.”
“Then House has been wasting a lot of time.”
“You’ve been humiliated, treated like crap. You’ve every right to be miserable, but you’re not, because even though this job is insane and House is insane, you like it. You always have.”
“You know what’s worse than a sanctimonious speech? A sanctimonious speech that’s dead wrong.”
“See? You belong with House.”

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“Everyone of those idiots, got some insight about themselves from the pig salesman. Not one of them did anything about it. People don’t learn, they don’t change, but you did. You’re a freak!”