JRod on Deccan Chargers

Former Beauty Queen

Porn Star: Adam Gilchrist

Always hard to look past Gilly. Will make one or two big scores, one or two cameos, and will fail the rest of the time.

Pole Dancer: Fidel Edwards

The most underrated bowler on the planet. Will bowl fast, will bowl straight, and will knock quite a few stumps down.

Boy Next door: Rohit Sharma

Has struggled for India of late, but will like playing without the excruciating pressure of playing for India. Can be explosive when he is let free.

Home Made/Amateur: Pragyan Ojha.

Delightful Indian spinner who’s been flirting with International cricket.